Homosexual, Far-Left Sex Columnist Dan Savage Tells Herman Cain To "Suck My Dick"

Again, like drugs, alcohol and the many other vices that human beings take part in, homosexuality is a choice. There is no credible scientific evidence that says otherwise. However, in order to brainwash the uneducated masses and make their immoral, alternative lifestyle choice into a "civil right", gay lobbyists have to assign a genetic biological trait (i.e. "predetermined" and therefore "unchangeable") to homosexuality. Educated people like Herman Cain are aware of this trick and have no problem saying so out loud. So of course, with GOP candidate for president Cain becoming more and popular these days, it stands to reason that a hypocritical, gay, open-relationship supporter, liberal scumbag Dan Savage would respond to Cain in the only way he knows how:

Sex columnist Dan Savage has apparently decided that it has been too long since his political opinions mattered. Having already destroyed Rick Santorum‘s internet reputation, Savage is now taking aim at Herman Cain for repeatedly declaring that he believes sexual orientation to be a choice. If it is a choice, Savage demands, Cain should prove it by performing sex acts on Savage. Yes, it has come to this.


Cain admits to being a social conservative in the way he conducts his life, and in his moral beliefs. He has said that the Bible tells him homosexuality is a sin, and he believes that. He also believes it is a “choice” and has said so repeatedly. But he has, for the most part, refrained from making any comments on how his opinions would translate into law. He has stated he has no problem appointing competent LGBT people to his cabinet. As far as the conservative gay community goes, GOProud head Chris Barron stood up for Cain after his initial homosexuality comments, arguing precisely that his policies would help LGBT people, and his personal views appeared to have no bearing on how he would govern.


Given Cain’s relationship with social libertarians (and gay conservatives), this may have been a bit of an overreaction:


Dear Herman,


If being gay is a choice, show us the proof. Choose it. Choose to be gay yourself. Show America how that’s done, Herman, show us how a man can choose to be gay. Suck my dick, Herman. Name the time and the place and I’ll bring my dick and a camera crew and you can suck me off and win the argument.


Very sincerely yours,


Dan Savage


There is a good bit to parse here, so may as well start with the obvious: it is at best megalomaniacal for Savage to assume that being sexually attracted to men necessarily implies being sexually attracted to Dan Savage. Then there is the larger portrayal of gay men– and straight women, to a certain extent– as being so disconnected from their bodily integrity that it is entirely appropriate to demand sexual favors of them. Savage may claim he is attempting to promote the dignity of people born with sexual orientations other than “straight”– or people born attracted to men, whichever the case may be– but how little must he think of the LGBT community to assume that “being gay” consists of fellating complete strangers on demand? It’s like he is seeing the gay community through the prism of a bad George Michael joke. At the very least, he’s not helping any bigots not see the world through the prism of a bad George Michael joke with this letter.