Lady Gaga: Madonna-wannabee, friend of Harry Reid and huge gay advocate, is now being accused of being a devil worshipper by her ex-hair stylist. Now the naive folks out there will accuse Michael Pooter of having sour grapes, but it's funny how little people fail to associate those who endorse and/or engage in unGodly acts like Lady Gaga does of being...well, unGodly:
...He also stated she would stare at him when he cut with the scariest of eyes. The devil's eyes. Michael Pooter, who cut her hair since January 2010, said in a interview for "Stylists of the Whores" magazine that when he confronted her about it, she told him she would eat his children if he ever told anyone....Social liberals are almost always agnostic or atheists, this is just a simple fact that too often gets overlooked by conservatives.
"She was usually liquored up on cheap whiskey when she came in for treatment. One day, when she was mumbling more than normal, which I found out later was her actually speaking in tongues, I saw the number 666 on her scalp and I quickly asked for God to protect me. She rose up out of her chair and floated 3 feet above the ground while yelling....."
"YOUR GOD IS NOT HERE MICHAEL. NOR WILL HE EVER BE. NOW GIVE ME SOME MORE HIGHLIGHTS AND TRIM MY BANGS YOU WORTHLESS *beep*"
Michael, recently took his family and is living in an undisclosed location for the protection of his family.