Katy Perry, the daughter of two ministers whose made herself into a pop sensation by soaking in the cesspool that is today's Porn Generation (two years ago she authored the hit single "I Kissed A Girl (And I Liked It)" and now she's engaged to D-list comedian/former drug addict/noted womanizer Russell Brand) is now causing controversy with her breasts, getting herself banned from "Sesame Street" of all places:
Katy Perry's boobs are kind of her trademark. She knows it, we know it, hell, her boobs probably even know it. So no one should have been surprised when she appeared on "Sesame Street" with her jigglies on full display. But people were surprised. Some were even mad. Parents, it seems, didn't like Katy's copious cleavage. They thought it inappropriate to show toddlers part of the same body part that provides them essential nourishment. Welcome to the United States of Prude-merica.
Anyway, after parents got pissed, "Sesame Street" got scared and cancelled its plans to show the clip during a New Year's episode. Sorry kids, no boobs for you. On the plus side though, you still get Elmo, who, you may notice, doesn't wear any pants.