Lesbian Huffington Post Writer Carol Anne Burger Stabs Lover 222 Times!

PalmBeachPost.com:

Carol Anne Burger killed her former lover by stabbing her 222 times with a Phillips-head screwdriver and then took pains to hide her crime, police said Wednesday.

Jessica Kalish, who shared a house with Burger despite breaking up with her more than a year ago, was found last Thursday stuffed in the backseat of her gun-metal BMW sedan, abandoned behind a medical office at 2300 S. Congress Avenue. Her blood was splashed around the rear end and undercarriage of the car, as if her killer had tried to load her into the trunk. The driver-side window was shattered.

Examining the body, detectives absorbed what had been done to her. Stab wounds were clustered around the back of her head and stitched across her back and arms and face. Most were between an inch and an inch-and-a-half deep. A blow to Kalish's neck probably killed her, investigators determined.

At a news conference Wednesday, police laid out what they'd learned during a week of investigation. They said the evidence pointed to one conclusion: Burger killed Kalish, a 56-year-old software executive whom friends described as worldly and intelligent, and then tried to throw investigators off her trail.

What pulled the trigger in Burger?

Her friends, the ones who can bring themselves to believe what police said about her, turn the question over in amazement.

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Minutes after someone called their home and said he had found Kalish's wallet and keys near 548 E. Gateway Boulevard, Burger reported Kalish missing Thursday afternoon. She told police Kalish left for a workout Wednesday night and never came home.

As investigators studied the case, several telltale signs, including the ferocity and personal nature of the attack, pointed to Burger, they said.

But before they could question her, Burger walked out into her back yard, pressed a gun up under her chin and pulled the trigger, police said. Detectives found her body there last Thursday but couldn't locate a suicide note.

Conservatives are well aware of how terrifying liberals can be when they get angry, but this takes the cake. Burger was an extreme leftwing political scribe who contributed to the liberal website The Huffington Post. Despite reports from friends that she had been thinking about leaving the U.S. soon due to her "disgust" here, was depressed and refused to take anti-depressants for years, Burger was still tapped to cover the presidential election a few weeks ago by HuffPo. Indeed, if you've ever read the op-ed pieces at HuffPo, one would think that having Bush Derangement Syndrome as well as the ability to put two sentences together would be the only requirements for employment. Apparently all the rage Burger had in her professional life was equal in her personal as well, too bad she had to take down Jessica Kalish with her. Yet, somehow I think the loons at HuffPo will still find a way to pin this tragedy on President Bush.