Angelina Jolie Is Not Having Twins....Yet

You'll be happy to know that the lunatic wing's version of Mother Theresa has not given birth just yet:

The Brangelina clan began settling into a villa in the south of France as a report that the couple's twins had been born was denied by other celebrity news outlets.

"Entertainment Tonight" reported on its Web site Friday that actress Angelina Jolie had given birth in France. Then, People magazine posted a story online saying that Jolie had not given birth, and E! and US Weekly followed with their own stories saying the babies remained unborn. All of the reports cited anonymous sources.

Representatives for Jolie and her companion, actor Brad Pitt, did not respond to phone and e-mail requests from The Associated Press.

"Entertainment Tonight" did not return a call for comment. On Friday night, the TV show stood by its story, with host Mary Hart saying that "just this morning, a source who says she was inside the delivery room tells us, yes, the babies were born and, yes, mother and babies are fine."

Once they're born, I wonder how much her and Brad will exploit...er, sell photos of these babies for.