Just in case you missed it, longtime overrated actress Jodie Foster finally dispelled rumors and "came out of the closet" in thanking her longtime "partner" at some award ceremony the other day:
LOS ANGELES: After guarding her private life fiercely for 15 years, Hollywood actress Jodie Foster has publicly acknowledged her lesbian partner.
The two-time Oscar winner thanked "my beautiful Cydney" after winning an award at the Women in Entertainment Power 100 breakfast in Los Angeles.
She went on to praise Cydney Bernard, saying the film producer "sticks with me through all the rotten and the bliss".
Foster reportedly met Bernard on the set of the movie Sommersby in 1993. The actress later gave birth to sons Charles, 9, and Kit, 6, but has never revealed the identity of the father or the circumstances of the boys' conception.
Despite more than a decade of speculation, questions over the paternity of her sons and critics calling for her be "out and proud", Foster has refused to discuss her sexuality.
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