Note To Al Gore: Please Run For President

C'mon Al, run for President again. Please. Go ahead and make a fool of yourself again, like in 2000 when you couldn't even carry your own state. But forget about that, that was a long time ago. Now you owe it to your loyal minions to run, yunno the idiots who still think the Presidency was "stolen" from you seven years ago. Plus, now your global warming propaganda machine is clearly working as its gotten you a piece of the Nobel Peace Prize (and that comes after The Great Lie that is "Inconvenient Truth" got you an Emmy and even a couple of Oscars), conning the liberal elite to the point that you're now enjoying official rock-star, VIP status around the globe. Hypocritical liberal celebrities worship the ground you walk on as you've convinced the world that God has nothing to do with abnormal weather patterns. But who cares about that. Who cares when another run for President by you could put an end to Bill & Hillary tyranny. And we know that despite what your minions like to tell us, how much you still despise Slick Willie. After all, if was you who ran away from a still-popular President while campaigning back in '00 because we know how much you hated being saddled with Monica. So run Al, please, go for it. Ever since you were a kid you've wanted to be President and your ego must be big enough now to assure you that you can beat the great Hillary and win it all. Run Al. This could be your last chance. You owe it to your loyal minions, Leo DiCaprio, Tipper and most importantly, yourself.