How To Stay Out Of Jail 101: just get yourself an idiot liberal judge. Especially if you're a washed-up female rapper with serious anger management issues because no matter what you do, whether its beating people up, pulling their hair out, spitting at them or throwing cellphones at them, said judge will understand that it's all just a coincidence and let you go.
NEW YORK — Foxy Brown was hauled off to jail Wednesday after a judge revoked her probation.
The 27-year-old rapper was accused of violating the terms of her release after she was arrested earlier this month on charges she smacked her neighbor with her cell phone. Authorities said Brown also skipped her anger management classes and traveled out of the city without permission.
"She has an air of entitlement about her," city Department of Probation lawyer Matilde Leo said at a hearing in Manhattan Criminal Court. "Probation is a privilege, not a right. ... She has finally abused that privilege to the point of no return."
Judge Melissa Jackson ordered Brown jailed until her next hearing on Sept. 7.
Brown, whose real name is Inga Marchand, was on probation for attacking two manicurists at a nail salon in 2004. She was arrested Aug. 14 on charges of assaulting Arlene Raymond, 25, on July 30 after the pair got into a fight over Brown blasting her car stereo near her home in Brooklyn.