Monday, June 05, 2006
"I have two last pieces of advice. First, being pre-approved for a credit card does not mean you have to apply for it. And lastly, the best career advice I can give you is to get your own TV show. It pays well, the hours are good, and you are famous. And eventually some very nice people will give you a doctorate in fine arts for doing jack squat."
- Stephen Colbert during a commencement address at Knox University
Posted by Mr. Grey Ghost at 6:55 PM