Celebrities Are Idiots #2: Howard Stern

Shock jock Howard Stern, a man who has made millions exploiting misfits and idiots, has a solution to our country's problem's in Iraq.

From Esquire magazine:

"We give Saddam Hussein a nice shave, hand him back his old uniform, and put him back in office. Let him tame the fucking place. We need this guy. He's the only one who can calm everybody down. Who else is going to do that? This guy was unbelievable. Sure, he to zap a few guys on their [testicles] to get them in line, but, man, look at what he did. he was no problem. In fact, he kept the Iranians at bay. he helped keep the balance over there. He was more afraid of the Taliban than we are."

Of course Stern forgot the parts about Saddam being an evil dictator who killed hundreds of thousands of his own people and was plotting to acquire WMD's before we captured him, but what does all that matter?

Thank goodness the FCC finally got rid of Stern's tired act.